What exactly is Shit Inc.?!

We had to write this to make things clearer, just because, the way we organize things at Shit Inc. is completely strange. But first things first, who are we??

We are just a bunch of guys who have been blessed with loads of writing talent and faltu time, and thus we think it’s our responsibility to rescue you with our rants about any random thing that comes to our mind, ‘coz we have other “super powers” besides just good writing ability.

Like some of us have super power of procrastinating till things get out of control and life becomes complete chaos. We just love to delay things that are boring and concentrate on loads of fun stuff. But then, that’s where the problem is, important things in life are boring and that’s how they keep getting delayed until shit happens. Of course, given our another super power of slogging endlessly, we generally achieve the goal more often than not, hence no one dies in the end...

Then there’s another super power, that of remaining awake for nights and nights (no problems in day dreaming though), since we think that sleeping is just a waste of time. Though we must admit it’s more of a disease than a power, but who cares, we get more time to have fun and meet deadlines this way (yes, we know it can mean dark circles, but we aren’t good looking anyway!).

So, loaded with these super powers (and of course Google tools) we embark on our journey to eradicate political, ethical and God knows how many other correctnesses that are plaguing this world. Here we comment, rant, review, tell stories, weave tales and much more, but in the end we are just writers, and you will have loads of stuff (read shit!) to read...

P.S.: Do check out “A note everyone should read!!”. It’s very important, and after reading that, go ahead and surf through all our blogs...

A note everyone should read!!

Information given in this note is quite important, it tells you how to use our web pages more effectively, what they actually mean and some legal points too (this page is updated time to time). So do read these points, they might be helpful:

• Don’t go by the dates of the posts on any of the pages (or that in the blog archives for that matter). They have been manipulated to present the posts in a way that makes accessing them easier and more fun to read.
• If you drop by, do leave comment(s), don’t be ashamed if you read our posts, they are not that bad, your friends won’t make fun of you for that. Praise us, criticize us, slam us, call us assholes if you may, just tell us that you were here!!
• Whatever you read here, don’t take it too seriously, it’s all in good humor, and we believe everyone is equal and has right to do whatever they want in their lives (help, charity, murder, rape, commit suicide, as long as you “WANT” it, we don’t mind!).
• Now we can do loads of stuff, but what we don’t do is to click photographs, draw pictures and shoot videos to add to our posts. Except for written content, every other material has been copied and pasted from random places, so their owners shouldn’t get pissed off (we used them ‘coz nobody asked us not to).
• On the other hand, you might be tempted to copy or “get inspired” (as they say these days) by stuff that you read on this site. Now due to under developed piracy laws all over the world (seriously, they suck!!), we might not be able to take any action against you (except maybe irritating the hell out of you by calling you “COPY CAT, COPY CAT” till eternity). So copy all you want, we don’t mind at all, but please, do own up to it in future if we ask (no royalties, just for the heck of it).
• Now, last but not the least by any means, infact most important, we don’t take responsibility of anything that our readers might do in future. If they assassinate or commit suicide (or do any criminal activity for that matter) then it’s not due to us. Our stuff might bore, irritate or depress the hell out of people, but its natural for God’s sake, nothing we did..!!