A note everyone should read!!

Information given in this note is quite important, it tells you how to use our web pages more effectively, what they actually mean and some legal points too (this page is updated time to time). So do read these points, they might be helpful:

• Don’t go by the dates of the posts on any of the pages (or that in the blog archives for that matter). They have been manipulated to present the posts in a way that makes accessing them easier and more fun to read.
• If you drop by, do leave comment(s), don’t be ashamed if you read our posts, they are not that bad, your friends won’t make fun of you for that. Praise us, criticize us, slam us, call us assholes if you may, just tell us that you were here!!
• Whatever you read here, don’t take it too seriously, it’s all in good humor, and we believe everyone is equal and has right to do whatever they want in their lives (help, charity, murder, rape, commit suicide, as long as you “WANT” it, we don’t mind!).
• Now we can do loads of stuff, but what we don’t do is to click photographs, draw pictures and shoot videos to add to our posts. Except for written content, every other material has been copied and pasted from random places, so their owners shouldn’t get pissed off (we used them ‘coz nobody asked us not to).
• On the other hand, you might be tempted to copy or “get inspired” (as they say these days) by stuff that you read on this site. Now due to under developed piracy laws all over the world (seriously, they suck!!), we might not be able to take any action against you (except maybe irritating the hell out of you by calling you “COPY CAT, COPY CAT” till eternity). So copy all you want, we don’t mind at all, but please, do own up to it in future if we ask (no royalties, just for the heck of it).
• Now, last but not the least by any means, infact most important, we don’t take responsibility of anything that our readers might do in future. If they assassinate or commit suicide (or do any criminal activity for that matter) then it’s not due to us. Our stuff might bore, irritate or depress the hell out of people, but its natural for God’s sake, nothing we did..!!